Cast of Characters:
Me: Wife, Mom, Grandma, Chicken Mama, Architect, Procrastinator, Aunt Soo, Lapsed Vegetarian, Goddess of all She Surveys.
MR: Husband, Dad, Archi-Animator, Chauffer, Coach, Doorman to the Dog.
Beena: Adelphi Alumnus, Grad Student, High School Math Teacher, Disney Princess, Jackson and Elena’s Mommy.
Utah: Customer Service Rep, Party Animal, Bookworm, Ravenclaw, Baker/Cake Decorator, Degree Holder, Pony.
Zombiegirl: College Kid, Future Nutritionist, Soccer player, Johnny Depp lover, Wannabe Superhero, Piglet, Figleaf.
Jackson: The Cutest Boy in the World. Grandpa’s Adventure Buddy. Toast Eater. Ankle Biter. Cutie-Patootie. Show Stopper.
Elena: The Cutest Girl in the World. EI. Dr. Destructo. Kenneth’s GF. Laney Loo. Miss Sassy Pants
Archer: Tan Man, Yellow Fellow, Archibald, Jekyll and Hyde, Sleep Partner, Handsome Boy.
The Chicalettas: The Yellows: Orangina, Omeletta, Grayjoy, Yellow. The Browns: Tina and Louise. Bluey and Green Charlene have gone to chicken Heaven
Lola: Black Dog, Pig Dog, Counter Climber, Squirrel-Hater, Lola-Benola, Couch Sleeper, Zombiegirl’s Bestest Friend, gone to doggie Heaven.
Spencer: Yellow Dog, Porch Dog, Poop Dispenser, Drooler, Big Dog, Shoe-Chewer, Mr. Jowlie, Good Boy- gone to doggie Heaven.
Maggie: Maggie the Cat, Maggie Magee, Fifth Step Cat, The Only Cat I Know With A Licky Spot-gone to kitty heaven.
Katara: Hedgie. Night Creature. Poop-boots. The Smelly Thing. AKA Guinea Pig. Gone to hedgehog Heaven
What to say about me?
I don’t know…how would I describe myself? This is kind of why I started my blog- to explore my inner self, my feelings and foibles.