Today is the first day of 2014. So then, Happy New Year! As I look back on 2013, it certainly was a year of meh. No, that’s not a typo- not a year of “me”, just a year of meh. It had the potential to be something great, but no, it turned out to be meh. Mediocre. Unexceptional. Same old shit.
I checked out my blog history for 2013 and I posted exactly seven times in 2013. SEVEN. I had more drafts, more posts started sitting there in my dashboard than those I actually posted. I was not inspired and definitely not in the mood for anything last year let alone posting. Pathetic.
Being pathetic, I watched all the episodes of Breaking Bad (except for the last 8 episodes. Thanks Netflix). I watched all of the first two seasons of The Big Bang Theory (including all the episodes on network TV and the Tuesday night marathons on TBS). I watched Best Ink, Once, Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, Long Island Medium, Top Chef, Master Chef Junior and countless bad movies. I sat on the couch, worked from home and stared at the TV.
It was better than dealing with what was going on in the world.
You can reread all my F*CK You Friday posts, or you can watch the news and see senseless killings. Log on to twitter and gawk the twittering twits. Look out of my window and you’ll agree I’m living in Crazytown. Follow me to work and observe the moronic. Contemplate the skies and witness wacky weather. Regard the rude, look at the liars, behold the ungrateful and note the knuckleheads.
Escaping into television seemed like a good idea at the time. Having only my yoga pants fit now doesn’t seem like such a great conclusion to 2013.
Other people in my family fared better than I did in 2013. Beena started a full-time job in a Bronx high school teaching Math to ESL students. Yes, they are kids who don’t speak a lot of English. It’s a lot of work for her and a hellish commute but she seems to love it and keeps us laughing with anecdotes of bad English and cute kids. We’re in full-blown wedding mode now that it’s less than six months away and I’m seriously considering taking her to the doctor and getting her a prescription for Xanax. She gets kind of frantic even though she has the majority of wedding stuff taken care of.
Utah is still working full time and going to school. This past semester she pulled a 4.0 GPA for her four classes. Today is her one year Anniversary with Kevin, one of Beena and John’s groomsmen. MR calls her dating “Kevynning”. He’s nice and really good for her.
She’s been looking into her future and trying to decide what to do for the next phase of her life. She shouldn’t worry- she’ll be good at anything she does.
Zombiegirl had a few milestones this year. She graduated from Middle School with Honors and the won the same award Utah won ($100) when she graduated from MS. She was also Confirmed from St. A’s and got her first real job with a real paycheck at the local ice skating rink, working the snack bar. High School is keeping her busy- honors classes and soccer and more soccer and an iPhone and a boyfriend- it’s a miracle we see her at all. The highlight of her year was shooting her first deer. We’re eating good in 2014.
MR and I celebrated our 50th birthdays. Hooray. It was a quiet birthday for both of us except for the honking of cars on my day. Thanks to the soccer moms for bombing my house with “Honk, I’m turning 50” signs and “50”s spray painted in shaving cream on the sidewalk, I’m constantly reminded of a perfectly mediocre birthday because the 50s are still there.
Memorable events in 2013? A zombie 5K run (walk), a rocking good time with Ro seeing Rock of Ages on Broadway, an all-girls camping trip to Lake George, surgery for my lady parts, Amy’s sudden passing (Pastor’s wife), any time Howard the Snake sheds, the passing of Magma, Z-girl’s gecko, the Red Wedding and a major spiritual breakup. 2013 saw the usual delusionals, drama queens (and kings) and wackadoodles, but I should be used to all that.
2014? It can only get better. I got off the couch today and I’m planning on running later and do some yoga before I go to bed. Happy New Year to you and you and you.