I feel the earth move under my feet…
I thought I had too much caffeine.
I thought I was going to faint.
I thought the elevators were all running at the same time. My office backs an elevator shaft and sometimes I hear them go up and down.
Turns out…it was an earthquake.
The world is coming to an end. Look at the proof:
It’s the end of the world, people. Prepare yourselves.