One of my Web Pals, Here in Franklin, posted this to her blog. If she lived in NY, I would’ve hunted her down and kissed her. I’ve been wanting to post my feelings about this since October 1st and she gave me the courage and the focus. Plus said it so much more succintly than I ever could…
I am truly sick to death of the color pink.
I have two separate ranting trains of thought regarding Breast Cancer Awareness Month. First, there’s that damn color pink. Several of my friends made their Facebook profiles pink, and they’ve been posting cutsey status updates using paranthesis and periods. I’ve seen pink ribbon sweatshirts on too many flabby tourists these past few weeks. Every website I visit has a pink ribbon banner or button on it . Last Sunday’s comics looked like they got washed with one of Zombiegirl’s red soccer socks.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, schedule your mammogram. Do a self-squeeze. Save the tatas. Buy a ribbon, and wear it if you must.
Just spare me the triteness, okay?
MR and I went to that new wine store on Hempstead Avenue to get a bottle of wine to take with us to dinner at Frankly Thai. (If you haven’t eaten in this Franklin Square restaurant yet, get over there now. Say hi to Frank the owner for us.) We didn’t know what to get (MR likes red, red gives me migraines) so we roamed the aisles looking for something to catch our eye. We find a display of Fat Bastard Chardonnay. C’mon. Who can resist a Fat Bastard? lol! I’ve bought this wine for my brother-in-law, who is neither fat nor a bastard, and I’ve been wanting to try it myself. The selling point for this wine was not only the $10 price (I am a cheap date) but also the hang tag around the bottle neck with a pink pin on it. Great. They’re going to make a donation to breast cancer research. We buy it, and when I get in the car I put the pin on and read the hang tag.
They’re going to donate 25 cents for each bottle sold.
I am underwhelmed. It doesn’t seem like a lot. Their website states “by the end of this year’s campaign, Fat bastard wines will have raised over $500,000 for Breast Cancer awareness and research.”
I can understand the research part, but giving money to awareness? I want to know which PR firm has breast cancer as a client, because if you aren’t aware that you NEED to check your boobies for early detection, then you must be living under a rock. What we NEED is more research and a cure. Not more silly, useless, ineffective pink gestures.
Yes, breast cancer sucks. ALL cancer sucks.
Which leads me to my second ranting train of thought- why all the hype about breast cancer? I must admit, my anger as Pink October comes around stems in part from jealousy. Why is breast cancer getting all the hype? Why not skin cancer? Mom passed away from squamous cell cancer, which metastasized from basal cell skin cancer. My brother Robbie did not survive synovial sarcoma- it took him at the tender age of 25. Where is all the “early awareness” hoopla for these types of cancer and the boycotting of tanning salons? When does skin cancer get it’s own month? When we got our tattoo, there wasn’t even a good color for a squamous cell cancer ribbon- we opted for purple, since that was Mom’s birthstone color.
I guess I’m just vying for equal awareness rights. Maybe we should start a “Cancer Sucks” movement? Use the color orange (it’s my favorite). Advocate eating right, exercising, getting regular checkups and stop doing all that bad shit to your body. Lump (no pun intended) ALL the cancers into one huge awareness campaign and give all proceeds to medical research.
Cancer sucks. So does the woman in the pink ribbon t-shirt I saw on 49th Street yesterday smoking a cigarette.
Stepping off my soapbox now.